GALLERY
CAST
Regular Cast
Matt Smith (
Guest Cast
Celia Imrie (Miss Kizlet), Robert Whitlock (Mahler), Dan Li (Alexei), Manpreet Bachu (Nabile), Sean Knopp (Paul), James Greene (The Abbott), Geff Francis (George), Eve de Leon Allen (Angie), Kassius Carey Johnson (Artie), Danielle Eames (Little Girl), Fred Pearson (Barista), Jade Anouka (Waitress), Olivia Hill (Newsreader), Isabella Blake-Thomas (Child Reading with Comic), Matthew Earley (Man with Chips), Antony Edridge (Pilot), Richard E Grant (the Voice)
CREW
Written by | Steven Moffat |
Directed by | Colm McCarthy |
Produced by | Denise Paul & Marcus Wilson |
SYPNOSIS
Nabile warns anyone listening about the dangers of the Wi-Fi. He shows a placard with some odd symbols and warns not to connect to any networks with writing like it. If you do, you may get chosen. And people who get chosen die within 24 hours. At least temporarily – their souls live on, trapped. Sometimes you can hear their cries, “I don’t know where I am!” on the radio, on the telly, oron the net. Nabile says that he knows this because, “I don’t know where I am.” He’s trapped in a screen, surrounded by a wall of other victims who are all calling out in fear and confusion, “I don’t know where I am!”
In Cumbria in 1207, a monk named Paul pounds on the doors to an abbey, calling to wake the Abbot because -“The bells of Saint John are ringing.” As they head into a cave, Paul asks the Abbot why they call The Doctor”the Mad Monk”. The Abbot informs him that they should not, as the man is hardly a monk. They give their message to the Eleventh Doctor, who asks for a horse. As he goes to prepare, the monks discuss the painting in his room of “the woman twice dead”, and her last message:”Run you clever boy, and remember.” The Abbot observes that if The Doctor is mad, this is his madness.
In London in 2013, it is 3:30pm and Clara Oswald is having trouble with connecting her computer to the internet. She tells Angie that she’s been ringing the help line but they haven’t answered, Angie is also laughing at her for asking to use the internet after she was done using it, as more than one person at a time can use the wi-fi. George comes through on his way out, saying that the TV adverts to replace Clara are in. Clara catches sight of the book that Artie has, Summer Falls, by Amelia Williams. He tells her he’s on chapter 10. She replies that, “Eleven is the best. You’ll cry your eyes out.” they head out, and Clara chants”pick it up, pick it up” as she goes upstairs to her computer and continues to try the help line.
Back in 1207, The Doctor and the monks arrive to find the TARDIS police box telephone, next to the St John’s ambulance sticker, ringing. A very confused Doctor picks up the phone, to be told that the caller can’t find the Internet. The Doctor slowly realises that the caller is in modern-day London. Clara was given his number by a”woman in the shop” and told that “it’s the best helpline out there. In the universe, she said.” The Doctor starts to explain he’s not actually a help line, but gives up and asks if she’s tried clicking on the Wi-Fi button. She first tries the Maitland_Family link but needs the password from Angie, who gives her a mnemonic to remember it. She mutters the phrase aloud on the phone as she enters it.”Run you clever boy and remember.” The Doctor recognises her voice and the phrase, and shouts, spoiling her concentration. She puts in the wrong password. She goes back to the screen this time choosing the open network with the strange symbols.
Other lines of symbols appear on her computer, and Clara’s room appears on a bank of small video screens showing people. Clara runs out of screen to answer her frantically ringing the doorbell. The Doctor, outside the house and still in his Monk’s robes, greets her in excitement.”Clara Oswin Oswald?”
Revealing that Oswin’s not part of her name, Clara states that she doesn’t remember him.”Doctor who?” He asks her to repeat herself, twice and tells her that he never realised how much he enjoyed hearing that said out loud. Clara takes that moment to close the door in his face, locking it. She pauses on the stairs as he continues to pound on the door.
The wall of little screens is in a dark room full of computers and people, where an analyst approaches his superior. Alexei calls Clara borderline, meaning she’s”very clever, but no computer skills”. Miss Kizlet tells him to “upload” her anyway, and “splice” her a computer skills package. He responds that he’ll activate the Spoonheads, which Kizlet complained were called”servers”. As she returns to heroffice, Kizlet discusses him with Mahler, then decides that they should probably kill him, but only after he gets back from holiday -“let’s not be unreasonable.”
Mahler is worried that they’re uploading too many people too quickly, that they’ll get noticed. She tries to comfort him, calling this “immortality, only fatal”. She then picks up a tablet with his name and picture, and sliders marked conscience, paranoia, obedience and IQ. She lowers the conscience slider, and he backs down. Mahler then realises that she hacked him, as reflected by his rising paranoia slider. He voices his concerns, to which Miss Kizlet coolly asks, “Because you changed your mind?” and lowers the paranoia until he’s walked out of the office. To ensure he doesn’t question her again, she raises his obedience to the max.
Back with Clara, The Doctor begs to be let in. Clara talks to him once more, during which he states that he was in the area”with his mobile phone”, indicating the TARDIS as he says this. When asked why, he says, “Because it’s a surprisingly accurate description.” Clara cuts him off again and turns to go back upstairs. Suddenly, she hears footsteps. A little girl walks down the stairs. Clara asks if she’s a friend of Angie’s, and the girl repeats just that. When asked what she was doing upstairs, the girl replies that she was upstairs. Clara thinks she recognises her – and the girl repeats, “You know me, don’t you?” Clara realises that the girl is from the cover of Summer Falls, the book that Artie had. The girl’s head turns around revealing a spoon-like indentation in the back of her head. Clara backs away, scared.
In the TARDIS, The Doctor decides that a change of clothes is in order, since”monks are not cool”, also because it looks like he escaped a mental institution. Opening a compartment in the lower floorof the control room, The Doctor pulls out several clothes, he tries on a fez, deciding against it. He pulls out a tweed jacket and a purple one, he decides to go with something new, abandoning the tweed jacket. Now dressed in a new look, The Doctor realises something is missing from his ensemble, he takes out a fancy box with a bow tie in it, completing his ‘cool” new outfit.
He walks out of the TARDIS, excited to make a better impression. He asks her to let him in through the intercom, but she instead responds, “I don’t know where I am!” Using his sonic screwdriver, The Doctor enters the house and finds Clara lying on the floor, unconscious. If she’s not moving though, how can he still hear her cries? Looking up, he realises that her voice is coming from the Spoonhead, Clara’s face can now be seen in the indentation. He uses his screwdriveron the little girl and it reveals the true form of the Spoonhead, a walking robotic base station. The upload halts and the Doctor thinks aloud that it is”hoovering up data. Hoovering up people.” It used a camouflage based on its victim’s thoughts. He quickly scans with the screwdriver and finds Clara’s laptop upstairs. He grabs it and brings it back downstairs. He begins to reverse the upload on the computer, fighting hard not to lose Clara again.
At the secret base, Alexei is working on Clara’s acquisition when an alarm goes off. He, Mahler and Kizlet find that the download metre for Clara has halted mid-way and is going down rapidly. They marvel and Mahler reveals that such a reverse is possible, in theory. Alexei is typing rapidly, apparently attempting to block the reversal, but The Doctor prevails and the bar goes all the way down to zero. A pause, and then the Spoonhead transmits a pillarof light that returns to Clara. The Doctor checks her pulse. At Kizlet’s office, they find that their hacker has left a message:”UNDER MY PROTECTION – The Doctor.” Mahler notes that it must mean Clara Oswald is now off limits. Kizlet shoos Mahlerout, to contact her client.”Sir. The one you told me about. He’s here. The Doctor is here.”
In Clara’s room, The Doctor is tidying up. He takes out Jammie Dodgers, half-eating one and leaving it on the plate. He then leaves the room. Waking up from her sleep, she pokes out the window, and the Doctor, outside guarding her, recounts everything that she’d missed, Angie is staying with her friend Nina, Clara’s father called to complain about the government, he optimized the photosynthesizes of the plants, organized the food pantry and reassembled a broken Quadricycle he found in the garage. Clara tells him that he DIDN’T find a broken quadrcycle. The Doctor smiles and laughs:”I just invented the quadricycle.”
When Clara asks if he plans to stay outside all night, The Doctor confirms it, she tells him that she’ll just have to come to him instead. She comes outside with a cup of tea and a folding chair, sitting next to The Doctor. Clara wonders if the Spoonhead no longer poses a threat, The Doctor tells her that there have to be more out there, instead asking about her. Clara reveals that she is a friend of the family who live in the house, and she looks after the children – similar to the “governess” role that her Victorian copy held.When Clara makes a tech-savvy joke about Twitter, they realise that she has gained greater knowledge of computers as a result of being partially uploaded. The duo spot another Spoonhead, presumably sent to re-upload Clara, before all the lights in the neighbourhood switch on. The Doctor realises that the residents are being compelled to do so via the Wi-Fi. The lights in the rest of London go off, and the Doctor and Clara see an aeroplane that is plummeting towards them. At Kizlet’s office, Mahler is annoyed, “We can’t keep passing it off as a riot.” he says, implying that any riots in the past where cover stories due to them controlling people with the Wi-Fi.
Back to The Doctor, he rushes her into the TARDIS, he tells her he doesn’t have time to explain. He needs concentration as short hops are very difficult with the TARDIS. Clara worriedly asks if they went away from the plane, to which The Doctor says is not the case. He opens the doors, revealing he landed inside the plane. Clara wonders if the people are dead, which The Doctor says is not the case, they’ve just been knocked out by the Wi-Fi, however, if they don’t stop the plane from crashing, they WILL be dead. The Doctor manages to pull the plane out of a nosedive and revive the crew and passengers, who had been rendered unconscious via the Wi-Fi.
At Kizlet’s office, she is looking dumbfounded at the image of where the TARDIS had just been. She wonders where it went. With a furious yell, she demands her workers ‘find that box!”
In the TARDIS, Clara drinks her tea to calm her nerves, she asks The Doctor when he’s going to explain things to her. He says at breakfast, to which she says she doesn’t want to wait that long. He tells her the TARDIS is a time machine, she doesn’t have to wait. He lands the TARDIS and walks outside into daylight, taking applause from a crowd, turns out he passed the TARDISoff as a performance art. He has Clara hold a hat to collect money for their meal. He goes back into the TARDIS, looking for the garage, he arrives outside the TARDIS moments lateron a motorbike.
Boarding it, Clara and the Doctor head for a café to have breakfast. She wonders why he’s using this when he has a time machine, The Doctor tells her that he never takes the TARDIS into battle. As they enjoy breakfast, Clara questions why they went to the next morning, The Doctor explains its because he wanted to make whoever is pursuing them tired and therefore sloppy. When asks if he knows what will happen next, The Doctor tells her “I can’t predict the future, I just work there.” Having been spending all this time on Clara’s laptop, The Doctor fumes that he can hack their lowest level of security, but can’t find there location. Clara decides to use the computer skills they gave her to get back at them, telling The Doctor to get two more coffees. With lightning speed, she hacks the webcams at Kizlet’s office and cross-references them Twitter, Facebook, etc to find out who was stupid enough to put where they work on their pages. It works – they work at the Shard.
In the café, The Doctor talks to several people who are being controlled remotely by Kizlet, who explains her client feeds of the neural energy of humanity and that what she’s doing isn’t any different than a farmer slaughtering their cattle once they’re ready to be harvested. She then taunts The Doctor, implying Clara is not as safe as he thinks. Realising what Kizlet is implying, The Doctor runs off. He seems to arrive moments after Clara found out where Kizlet’s group is hiding, however, he just repeats everything that Clara tells him – its another Spoonhead. A horrified Doctor arrives, finding Clara successfully uploaded this time. Kizlet smiles darkly, for now they have leverage over The Doctor.
Moments later, images from phones show Kizlet that The Doctor is riding towards the Shard on his motorbike. She takes control of a man eating chips on the street, noting this really doesn’t seem like him. The Doctor tells her that he rode his motorbike in the 2074 Anti-Grav Olympics and ended up finishing in last place. Kizlet tells him the building is on lock down, prompting The Doctor to reply”Did you even hear the word ‘anti-grav’?” He smacks a button on the bike and ride towards the Shard. The man is then shown looking up further and further.”Oh… dear.. Lord” is all Kizlet can say, as Alexei’s monitor shows The Doctor riding up the Shard to their floor. Moments later, glass is heard breaking in Kizlet’s office.
Kizlet enters heroffice, with The Doctor demanding that she return Clara from the data cloud. Kizlet states this is only possible if everyone else in the cloud is downloaded too. He tells her to do so. She then asks if he knows what would happen, he tells those with bodies still around would be free. She then adds that it’s a small number, everyone else will just die. He then coldly says they would be released from a living hell. Kizlet asks how that’s going to happen, The Doctor says he’ll motivate her. Kizlet asks why he even bothered to come here, The Doctor tells her that he didn’t. He’s still at the cafe, enjoying his coffee.”You hack people. Me, I’m old-fashioned. I hack technology. Here’s your motivation”
The moment he says that, The Doctor presses a button and the Doctor with Kizlet removes his helmet as his head spins around. It’s the Spoonhead that uploaded Clara. Kizlet backs away in terror, begging him to stop, however, The Doctor does not. The Spoonhead Doctor uploads Kizlet. Experiencing the fear that her prior victims felt, she hysterically orders Mahler from one of the small screens”Put me back! Put me back! Download me at once! That is an order. That is an order!” they initially do not, as they would have to download the entire cloud, but The Doctor has his Spoonhead replica use Miss Kizlet’s tablet to hack Mahler into obedience. The download process is started, and the small screens start to go blank as the victims are released from the cloud, Miss Kizlet is the last to be freed. Clara wakes up at the café to find The Doctor gone.
Later, as UNIT troops begin to take over the base, Kizlet reports a failure to the organisation’s leader, who is revealed to be the Great Intelligence – appearing via a large wall-mounted video screen. The Intelligence identifies UNIT as being”old friends” of the Doctor, and orders her to restore the members of the organisation to their”factory settings”, stating”It is time for you to reduce.” As a result, all the organisation members’ memories after being inducted are wiped, with Miss Kizlet revealed to have been aiding the Great Intelligence for most of her life – she now has the mentality of a scared child.
Clara and the Doctor then talk inside the TARDIS, where The Doctor invites her to travel with him. She declines but tells him to come back the next day to ask her again. She leaves, and the Doctor says, “Right then, Clara Oswald. Time to find out who you are.” .
PLOT
The Doctor’ search for Clara Oswald brings him to modern day London, where wifi is everywhere. Humanity lives in a wifi soup, but something dangerous is lurking in the signals, picking off minds and imprisoning them. As Clara becomes the target of this insidious menace, The Doctor races to save her and the world from an ancient enemy.