The Home Assistants of Death?!
CAST
Regular Cast
Louise Jameson (Louise Jameson), Gregory de Polnay[2] Home Assistant V14 (Voice), Scott Handcock[3] (Home Assistant V14 (Costume Performer), Tom Baker (Voice Over)
CREW
Written by | Pete McTighe |
Directed by | Pete McTighe |
Produced by | TBA |
PLOT
Louise Jameson is sitting in her garden and enjoying herself and her new Home Assistant, but something goes terribly wrong with it.
Louise Jameson is talking to Tom over the phone about the latest Blu-ray release of “their adventures”, and mentions that she’s even been talking about it to her Home Assistant. At Tom’s query, she confirms that she doesn’t usually like machines, but explains that this one has been designed after an old friend: this is when the Home Assistant approaches her, politely asking if she would like a drink and a biscuit.
The dream come true doesn’t last long however, as Louise asks V14 to do some Chores, V14 begins to malfunction, promising to “mow the dog, vacuum Victoria sponge and kill Louise”. Seemingly more aggravated than worried, Louise Jameson mutters, “not this again”, and knocks V14 out with the Blu-ray box set she had been talking about. As V14 falls to the ground, dismantled and smoking, she winks, declaring with a satisfied smirk: “Still got it!”
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