Living Legend

Living Legend
Living Legend

Regular Cast

Paul McGann (The Doctor). India Fisher (Charley), Vengorr (Stephen Perring), Thon (Conrad Westmaas)


The TARDIS materialises in Ferrara on 11 July 1982. Italy has just beaten West Germany 3-1 in the World Cup final, but The Doctor and Charley aren’t here for the celebrations, wild though they may be. The TARDIS has detected an interspatial disturbance in the forest outside town, and when The Doctor traces it to its source, he finds two Threllip soldiers — Captain Vengorr and his subordinate, Thon — setting up an interdimensional portal for the Threllip army to pass through and invade Earth. The Threllip, a dull but aggressive species, are so technologically advanced that they’ve even had dealings with the Time Lords. As The Doctor and Charley listen from hiding, the pompous Vengorr, bored by the simple task he’s been assigned, pontificates on the nature of destiny and tells the long-suffering Thon that he’s always believed that he is destined for great things. This gives The Doctor an idea…

The Doctor and Charley thus retreat to the TARDIS and make a short hop to the forest clearing, materialising before the startled Vengorr and Thon. With much grandiosity, The Doctor emerges and introduces the Threllip to his superior, the Time Lady Charleyostiantayshius, claiming that they are here to observe Vengorr’s actions. Despite Thon’s suspicions, Vengorr’s interest is successfully piqued, and he demands, at gunpoint, to know why the Time Lords have chosen to observe him. Charley chastises The Doctor foroverstepping his bounds and allowing “Vengorr the First” to know too much, and reveals to the stunned Vengorr that he is destined to lead the invasion of Earth after the commanderof the Threllip forces is struck down by a fatal illness — and that his brilliant leadership will mark him out as a hero of the Threllip Empire.

Vengorr avidly takes this all in, and demands to know the details of his ascension to power. The Doctor thus volunteers to take him into the local town to meet the natives who will become the first slaves of his new regime. Vengorr sets off, leaving Thon to complete his work on the portal. As Thon works, he hesitantly asks Charley what his role in history will be, and, after some thought, Charley announces that he isn’t so much as mentioned in any of the 56 volumes of Vengorr’s memoirs. Thon, who has served as Vengorr’s assistant forover 32 years, listens with barely controlled rage as Charley “happens to recall” a brief mention of a figure named Thon — Vengorr’s pet wart-snoggler, a rat-like animal which became his platoon mascot.

The Doctor leads Vengorr into Ferrara, where the Threllip captain is shocked by the bizarre gyrations and screams of the local populace. The Doctor sadly reveals that this entire planet has fallen victim to a plague known as World Cup Fever, the same plague which will strike down the commanderof the Threllip invasion force. When a cheerfully drunk villageroffers Vengorr a drink, the horrified Threllip flings him through the window of a nearby tavern. Fortunately, the villager is only stunned, and after ensuring that he’ll be all right, The Doctor warns Vengorr that World Cup Fever is spread by physical contact. Fortunately, he claims, the tavern is a clinic containing bottles of vaccine. The Doctor urges Vengorr to drink as much of the “vaccine” as quickly as he can before he begins to exhibit the symptoms of World Cup Fever — loss of co-ordination, slurred speech, and loud belching. However, the more “vaccine” Vengorr drinks, the worse the “symptoms” get…

By the time The Doctor and the colossally drunken Vengorr return to the forest clearing, Thon is apoplectic with rage, thanks mainly to Charley’s description of how Vengorr’s wart-snoggler was accidentally torn apart by a hedge trimmer. When Vengorr arrives, the furious Thon punches him in the face, and as the Threllips proceed to beat the hell out of each other, The Doctor quietly resets the portal’s navigational system. Charley then draws herself up to her full height and icily orders Vengorr and Thon to pull themselves together, all of future history is at risk now, and in order to preserve the web of Time, Vengorr must return to his homeworld for immediate treatment. The grateful Vengorr drunkenly hugs The Doctor, nearly crushing him to death, and he and the still furious Thon step into the portal, unaware that The Doctor has set it to strand them on the seventeenth moon of Mordalius Prime. Satisfied, The Doctor shuts down the portal and prepares to return to Ferrara for the World Cup party, but Charley iinsists that he first dismantle the Threllip portal, and won’t take no for an answer. The Doctor informs her that she makes a very convincing Time Lady… which isn’t a compliment.


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  • Living Legend was a short story written by Scott Gray.
  • The CD also contains BEHIND THE SCENES recording and interviews for Zagreus.
  • Charley mentions the Web of Time.
  • The Doctor and Charley dress in Time Lord robes.
  • Wartsnogglers are rat-like creatures that the Threllips keep as pets.
  • Mordelius Prime has at least seventeen moons.
  • The Doctor speaks some Italian.
  • The Doctor mentions”Expectations” by Charles Dickens.

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