The Kandyman

The Happiness Patrol



The Kandyman


Robot, Humanoid

Place of Origin:

Terra Alpha

First Seen In:

The Happiness Patrol


The Trials of Tara

Party Animals

Happy Deathday

World of Damnation

Sweet Salvation

Main Actor:

David John Pope

Main Voice Actor:

Nicholas Rowe


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The Kandyman or Kandy Man was a psychopathic, candy-obsessed robot created by Gilbert M.


The Kandyman was a pathological, psychopathic, robotic killer, employed as an executioner by the egocentric Helen A. It delighted in creating torture and destruction with confecteditionary. One of its favourite methods was drowning people in pipes filled with its “Fondant Surprise”, a thick solution composed of boiling liquid candy.

It was a sadistic executioner with a very warped sense of humour, speaking with a squeaky, almost child-like metallic voice and producing a variety of deadly sweets to suit its role of execution for sadness. These sweets were supposed to be so delicious humans were unable to cope with the pleasure, overloading their senses and killing them. The Kandyman claimed most of its victims in this manner -“with smiles on their faces” – but it was perfectly happy to throttle them if they refused to co-operate.

Its external shell composed of recognisable sweets like liquorice, sherbet, marzipan and caramel. Kandyman was created by Gilbert M, with whom it shared an almost symbiotic relationship.

The Kandyman was tasteful killer but ruthless. The Seventh Doctor discovered that he could be stuck to the floor with lemonade. (The Happiness Patrol)

By the time he encountered the Eighth Doctor, he had a new, almost human-looking body. (World of Damnation)

The Seventh Doctor and Earl Sigma ran into the Kandyman after escaping the Happiness Patrol. The Doctoroutsmarted the Kandyman, making it break open a bottle of lemonade and stick itself to the floor – it was forced to keep moving on the spot to try to get away from the spilled lemonade lest its external candy shell dissolve or stick to the floor. The Doctor and Earl escaped, but later The Doctor returned to the Kandy Kitchen to confront the Kandyman, forcing it to retreat into the pipes. The Kandyman was killed shortly afterward when its external candy shell was dissolved in a pipe by a flow of its own strawberry fondant surprise, released by the oppressed Pipe People. (The Happiness Patrol)


The Seventh Doctor encountered the Kandyman again on the planet Tara. Count Grendel rebuilt it after its charred remains crash landed on Tara. (The Trials of Tara)

It attended the Dæmon Bonjaxx’s birthday in his baron the space station Maruthea, as did The Doctor and Ace and a future incarnation of the Doctor and his companion Ria. (Party Animals)


The Eighth Doctor encountered Kandyman in Rykerzon centuries after their first encounter. By that time, the Kandyman had a new, almost human-looking body. The Eleven commented that he constructed this humanoid body from spun sugar, after a previous model was torn apart and consumed by Androgums. He assisted the Eleven in his scheme to gain control over the population of Colony 23 by incorporating silk from the Psychic Spider’s into confectionary products distributed throughout the world, forming a direct psychic link from its consumers to the Eleven.

This body was eventually destroyed when he was pushed by Liv Chenka into a vat of additives, melting it immensely and becoming “more syrup than solid”, before ultimately sticking to the Eleven and again being knocked from a ledge, this time landing in the nest of a large Psychic Spider. (World of Damnation, Sweet Salvation)


On Erratoon, Ace described the Kandyman to Zara as a “bloke made of liquorice”. (The Prisoner’s Dilemma)


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